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"Hallo? Is (Name) zhere..?"

"Oh, hey Luddy! Anything I can help you with today, mein German friend?"

 You chuckled a bit, imitating his accent and purposely using his nickname to annoy him. His eye twitched on the other line, but he hardly noticed as he spoke again, a tone of urgency in his voice making you listen.

"(Name), listen. Mein bruder, Prussia, is ill. He von't speak to anyvone except for you, he says. Could you come over for a bit?"

 Prussia sick and not talking? Even more so, not willing to talk to anyone but you..? Biting your lip, you grabbed your keys on your way out the door, the phone still pressed to your ear as you snipped curtly.

"I'll be right there."


 Pulling into the brothers' driveway, you flung your bag over your shoulder and sprinted up the front steps, pounding on the door. Not a second later, Germany himself opened the door. His hair disheveled and eyes bloodshot and tired, he half-heartedly greeted you.

"Hallo, (Name).."

 Frowning, you touched his cheek lightly. Was Prussia really in that bad of a condition?

" okay, big guy?"

 He rubbed his neck sheepishly and nodded, pointing up the stairs.

"I'm fine...but I'm not sure about Prussia..he's upstairs. Go ahead, I'll be alright."

 Nodding, you chucked your keys at him and took the stairs by twos. You flung open the door to your friend's room and your eyes widened. Sure he was albino, but this was just not right..his white skin was paler than normal, and he had bags under his eyes. You could see the sweat beading on his forehead, matting down his silvery-gray hair. His arm hung out of the bed, frail and weak looking. Slowly, he looked up and saw you.

"H-Hallo, (Name).."

 He managed to crack a small smile. Reaching up his hand, he motioned for you to come over. Completely shocked and on the verge of tears, you obeyed. The mighty Prussia, reduced to a weak human on a bed. It scared you, to be honest. You walked over and took his hand, looking into his red eyes.

"P-Prussia..? A-Are you okay? W-What happened?!"

 Grinning, he suddenly pulled you down and placed a kiss on your lips. Your eyes widened as you spluttered and tried to pull back, but his grip was too strong. When he finally let go, you stumbled backwards in anger and shock.

"Prussia! What the hell was that?!"

"Kesesesese~! You should've seen zhe look on your face, frau! Zhe awesome me vould never die, kesesese~! Suck it, loser!~"

 Pouting and truly irritated at the arrogant albino, you smirked and reached into your bag, where you carried a stash of sweets. Pulling your hand out, you revealed a pack of yellow Peeps as Prussia's eyes were the ones who widened this time.

"E-Ehehe, frau! V-Vhat do you zhink you are going to do to zhose mini-Gilbirds..??"

 Smirking and looking him right in the eye, you took out one and bit into it, ripping its head off with your teeth and chewing it before swallowing. His eyes dilated in horror as he watched you 'kill' the mini Gilbird. You dropped the body onto the floor and stomped on it hard with your combat boots, turning around swiftly while giving your Prussian friend the finger.

"Suck it, loser~!"
Honestly..I had fun with this one XD
Poor Reader-chan and Prussia though.. ;w;
This was a request for :iconkitkittykats: Hope you like it~~

Hetalia doesn't belong to me
You belong to yourself...but Prussia totally owns your vital regions/virtual regions~!
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CRANB3RRYJU1CE Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
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SolumSeronix Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Easter, the holiday Prussia fears most!

Why, cruel world? Why are you eating the mini Gilbirds?!
Senka-Lemila Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014
And then the Awsome Prussia never let Gilbird out of his sight, ever again.
LemonzForLife Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That comment made my day. XD
Senka-Lemila Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
lol, well your welcome then I'm glad it made your day
Skye-42 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Student General Artist
I would totally do that. XDDD
ZeAwesomePrussian Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Germany was probably pissed once he found out that his bruder was faking! XD
Oh well, he was asking for it.
KalishRalich Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Student Artist
Hahahahahahaha OmFg To Funny
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013
Prussia: nooooo don't eat zhe mini marshmellow gilbirds!
Luddy: vhat is going on?
Me: oh Prussia was fake being sick and he's terrified that I'm eating peeps XD
Luddy: mein gott bruder...
Zazzyleey Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
prussia:atleast i got to kiss reader~~
ludwig: -____-'
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