"Hallo? Is (Name) zhere..?"
"Oh, hey Luddy! Anything I can help you with today, mein German friend?"
You chuckled a bit, imitating his accent and purposely using his nickname to annoy him. His eye twitched on the other line, but he hardly noticed as he spoke again, a tone of urgency in his voice making you listen.
"(Name), listen. Mein bruder, Prussia, is ill. He von't speak to anyvone except for you, he says. Could you come over for a bit?"
Prussia sick and not talking? Even more so, not willing to talk to anyone but you..? Biting your lip, you grabbed your keys on your way out the door, the phone still pressed to your ear as you snipped curtly.
"I'll be right there."
Pulling into the brothers' driveway, you flung your bag over your shoulder and sprinted up the front steps, pounding on the door. Not a second later, Germany himself opened the door. His hair disheveled and eyes bloodshot and tired, he half-heartedly greeted you.
Frowning, you touched his cheek lightly. Was Prussia really in that bad of a condition?
"Hey..you okay, big guy?"
He rubbed his neck sheepishly and nodded, pointing up the stairs.
"I'm fine...but I'm not sure about Prussia..he's upstairs. Go ahead, I'll be alright."
Nodding, you chucked your keys at him and took the stairs by twos. You flung open the door to your friend's room and your eyes widened. Sure he was albino, but this was just not right..his white skin was paler than normal, and he had bags under his eyes. You could see the sweat beading on his forehead, matting down his silvery-gray hair. His arm hung out of the bed, frail and weak looking. Slowly, he looked up and saw you.
He managed to crack a small smile. Reaching up his hand, he motioned for you to come over. Completely shocked and on the verge of tears, you obeyed. The mighty Prussia, reduced to a weak human on a bed. It scared you, to be honest. You walked over and took his hand, looking into his red eyes.
"P-Prussia..? A-Are you okay? W-What happened?!"
Grinning, he suddenly pulled you down and placed a kiss on your lips. Your eyes widened as you spluttered and tried to pull back, but his grip was too strong. When he finally let go, you stumbled backwards in anger and shock.
"Prussia! What the hell was that?!"
"Kesesesese~! You should've seen zhe look on your face, frau! Zhe awesome me vould never die, kesesese~! Suck it, loser!~"
Pouting and truly irritated at the arrogant albino, you smirked and reached into your bag, where you carried a stash of sweets. Pulling your hand out, you revealed a pack of yellow Peeps as Prussia's eyes were the ones who widened this time.
"E-Ehehe, frau! V-Vhat do you zhink you are going to do to zhose mini-Gilbirds..??"
Smirking and looking him right in the eye, you took out one and bit into it, ripping its head off with your teeth and chewing it before swallowing. His eyes dilated in horror as he watched you 'kill' the mini Gilbird. You dropped the body onto the floor and stomped on it hard with your combat boots, turning around swiftly while giving your Prussian friend the finger.
"Suck it, loser~!"